growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money
Um. Excuse you. $1000 IS a lot of money. $100 is a lot of money. I’m poor yo.
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO MUCH FUNNIER WHEN YOURE LAYING ON THE FLOOR
SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”
THAT’S HOW THEY DID IT
WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT CHRIS EVANS’ FUCKING BODY THAT THEY HAD TO PHOTOSHOP HIM SMALLERAND THE SUPER SOLDIER BODY WAS THE REAL ONE
that last one is really good acting because chris can do 1000 push ups in his sleep
Happy birthday to an amazing guy who puts smiles on everyone face happy birthday Marcus Butler
then chased down Thorin Oakenshield
and ended up fighting Elrond and Dobby
who had started everything by killing Filch
The nerd is strong with this post
clara went on that date with the MAD FUCKING HATTER
Are you fucking kidding me.
I FUCKING TRIP ON MY WAY OUT OF BED AND YOU-
There are people who have been married for 50 years who don’t trust each other this much.
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE GUY IN THE BACK THAT HAS A FUCKING WOMAN ON HIS HEAD AND HE STANDS UP WITHOUT HER FALLING LIKE ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT
UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader
its like they’re not even the same species.
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
Beyonce has been on a 123-show tour since March. She kicked off 2013 singing the National Anthem at the inauguration and then performed at the Super Bowl. And in between taking care of her small child and Instagramming her every bowel movement she somehow found time to secretly record an entire album PLUS 14 music videos and NO ONE leaked any of it to the world? Meanwhile I have a shelf from ikea that’s been sitting unfinished in a corner since May.